Callista
Mar-04-2007, 08:25 GMT
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USA - United Staates America
 | Okay, I just had to add this because it was hysterical to read!!
On Harper´s myspace page, a friends of his posted a letter he had written to a publisher. It goes as follows:
Okay, I just found a letter Harper wrote to a book publisher. I just wanted to share it with you all. Here it is:
Dear Mister/Madam Publisher,
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you to buy my memoirs.
I am Harper Simon, and if you haven´t heard of me, you sure will. At the present moment I am 34 years of age. In the next 10 years, it is my intention to: climb Mt. Everest nekked, marry a Hollywood actor (identity to be confirmed), interview the head of the Chinese police and give cavity searches all around. Then become a backgammon champion.
After that, in my forties, my plan is to regroup N´SYNC with me playing the cowbell, singlehandedly stop the affront and atrocities brought forth by this planet´s most insidious threat: pigeons. Then I will enter the political arena.
My plans for my fifties are a little hazy as it is still awhile to go, but I reckon it has something to do with the moon. I will divorce the famous actor (identity to be confirmed), and become champion of the oppressed.
So you see my life will make a great book of memoirs, which I am offering you now. I want 1, 000, 000.00 for it upfront, and not a penny less. You have 24 hours or I´m off to your rivals.
Yours,
Harper Simon
(author)
I about died laughing!! Definitely Paul´s son! |
