Amber
Nov-28-2005, 01:04 GMT
IP:
Netherlands
 | Hi,
Did you ever mishear a Paul Simon lyric?
I know I have, but I do not remmeber them very well anymore because now I know the real lyrics.
I had one silly one about The Boxer:
Checked the menu what he wants to eat and disregards the rest....
Actual lyrics:
Still, a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.
Here are a few funny ones I felt the need to share with you:
Misheard Lyrics:
Momma don´t take my coat and comb away.
Original Lyrics:
Momma don´t take my Kodachrome away.
Misheard Lyrics:
I´m a constipated man
Original Lyrics:
I´m a consumated man
Misheard Lyrics:
But I would not be caught dead with my jewelry in my ears.
Original Lyrics:
But I would not be convicted by a jury of my peers.
Misheard Lyrics:
I´m not the chinaman who tends to socialize.
Original Lyrics:
I´m not the kind of man who tends to socialize.
Misheard Lyrics:
There must be 50 ways to clean your oven
Original Lyrics:
There must be 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover
Misheard Lyrics:
As if I´d never noticed
The way she brushed her hair and farted
Original Lyrics:
As if I´d never noticed
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
Misheard Lyrics:
Who´ll be my real mom,
Now that my real mom is gone, gone.
Original Lyrics:
Who´ll be my role model,
Now that my role model is gone, gone.
For more misheard lyrics check:http://wwww.amiright.com and http://www.kissthisguy.com ( derived from Jimi Hendrix´ song Purple Haze. I know I sure had a good laugh!
Amber |
Callista
Nov-28-2005, 21:36 GMT
IP:
USA - United Staates America
 | Amber thank you so much! I have not laughed so long and so hard in soooo long. I was laughing so hard I honestly could not breathe!
I will never look at Paul´s songs the same way again!!!!!
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Amber
Nov-28-2005, 22:36 GMT
IP:
Netherlands
| Hey Callista,
eventually you will. There are a few that will stick forever!
I always thought it would be people whose native language isn´t English that mishear lyrics, bur it appears it also happens to US citizens!
If my misheard lyrics come back to my mind I will let you.!
Amber
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