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Klausi
Mar-31-2005, 21:25 GMT
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Nothing to do with Simon, my only excuse is being nervous waiting for his next album.

Quiz in TV with a farmer and a priest (they actually have to be more open to those things than a long time ago):

"Please say a sentence or possibly even a rhyme to "Timbuktu"!

Priest: "I Love all kind of human being, even in Timbuktu!"

Farmer: "When my son Tim and I to the town went, there were three ladies cheap to rent. They were three and we were two, so I booked one and Tim booked two."

I know that this forum is not about telling jokes!

I have some - not 100 percent reliable -information, that Simon`s lyrics on the next album include the word "Timbuktu"!

 
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Lekornee
Mar-31-2005, 23:04 GMT
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It better not be a rendition of a song from the musical "Oliver."

;)

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Lekornee
Apr-02-2005, 02:21 GMT
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USA - United Staates America

That´s one I´ve never heard before!

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Lekornee
Apr-02-2005, 02:33 GMT
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USA - United Staates America

Wow, I forgot I had already answered this one. I don´t have Multiple Personality Disorder, really.

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