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| Headline | Let´s change some lightbulbs! |
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balsa
Mar-10-2005, 10:27 GMT
IP:
France
 | How many Paul SIMON´s fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to hold the lightbulb and screw it in.
One who argues that the flash of a neon light would have fitted much better.
One who´d rather use a flashlight.
One who would use a silver girl since it shines much better.
One who would prefer honesty for that same reason.
One arguing that Kodachrome lightbulbs would make you feel all the world´s a sunny day.
One who suggests using a lamp-post, what´cha knowin´?
One who maintains that darkness is an Old friend and that there is no need for a lightbulb at all... |
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Marieno
Mar-10-2005, 16:33 GMT
IP:
France
| Balsa, the next time, don´t smoke the carpet...:-) |
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Bodo
Mar-10-2005, 16:34 GMT
IP:
Austria
 | Very good :-) |
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Nathgertsch
Mar-10-2005, 17:45 GMT
IP:
France
| LOL ! Ah those Basques : definitely special ! ;-) |
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balsa
Mar-10-2005, 21:14 GMT
IP:
France
| Thanks, Bodo. |
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Micky
Mar-11-2005, 02:43 GMT
IP:
United Kingdom
 | Nice one Balsa :-)
Hugs
Me |
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lost
Mar-13-2005, 21:08 GMT
IP:
Canada
 | that´s what i call balsalism |
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lost
Mar-13-2005, 21:09 GMT
IP:
Canada
| your funny balsa! |
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Alain
Mar-14-2005, 08:26 GMT
IP:
France
| Balsa, don´t forget the fan who has a National guitar shining like the Mississippi delta... |
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ivalo
Mar-14-2005, 15:18 GMT
IP:
Finland
 | There´s no need to change any lightbulb because the morning sun is shining like a Red Rubber Ball. |
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Kuno
Mar-14-2005, 15:37 GMT
IP:
Switzerland
 | and darkness seems to be Pauls friend anyway....
(okay, this was cheap, I know..)
:o) |
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Klausi
Mar-15-2005, 07:48 GMT
IP:
Germany
 | Great from balsa and all others!
Since nowadays unemployment is a big problem, one should think about more people getting involved here to solve the problem. First a careful analysis has to be done:
The problem is that the doctor came and turned out the light.
Then the moon rose over an open field, and we were in the blue light of the Belvedere motel.
And had a Night Game from then, and all of the colors are black, it`s not that the colors aren`t there. Couldn`t see anything but St. Judy´s comet in this satin summer night.
Four in the morning I woke up from out of my dreams. My wife came in and she said "what`s wrong?". I told her what`s wrong. She said "In the morning you`ll begin to see the light".
And then all my friends stand up and said "the problem is all inside your head".
And now we are working our jobs.
Since I am very short one says "I will come and lift you higher"!
Another one fears that I´ll do some damage: "before you learn to fly Learn How To Fall!"
Another: "Slow down, you move to fast", the next "Let`s hope that we`ll continue to live".
So goodbye, goodbye! I Know What I Know! I`m going to be up for a while.
Finally it Was A Sunny Day, not a cloud was in the sky and NOT A NEGATIVE WORD WAS HEARD. What a garden of delight! |
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lost
Mar-16-2005, 04:38 GMT
IP:
Canada
| very ceartive little work there. I Love it. |
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