Words & music by Paul Simon 1966
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Do people have a tendency to dump on you?
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Does your group have more cavities than theirs?
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Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?
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Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?
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Well there's no need to complain,
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Do figures of authority just shoot you down?
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Is life within the bus'ness world a drag?
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Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around
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To find yourself a more productive bag?
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Are you worried and distressed?
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Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?
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